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So this is how it happened.
I went to go sit down in the restaurant bathroom and the toilet was a low seat, I guess they're squatty pilled at the steakhouse. Anyway, doing to do, with my phone up. Not even paying attention to my sight picture or muzzie discipline. I spray all over my fucking jeans before I can correct.
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