Twig on Nostr: 🐾 A ship was traveling in dangerous waters. Captain Biden saw a MAGA ship ...

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A ship was traveling in dangerous waters. Captain Biden saw a MAGA ship approaching their vessel.

The captain yelled to his crew, “Men, bring me my red shirt!”

The crew brought him his red shirt, he put it on, and led the men in battle.

They lost one man, but on the whole it was a great victory.

Everyone wondered what the deal was with the red shirt, but they just shrugged it off.

A few days later, Captain Biden sees two MAGA ships in the distance.

He again yelled, “Men, bring me my