Twig on Nostr: I had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without ...
I had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one.
On my way home, I stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. I told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"Why?"
On my way home, I stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. I told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"Why?"
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