frogmd on Nostr: my bride has informed me that we are both tired of cold weather and want to relocate ...

my bride has informed me that we are both tired of cold weather and want to relocate 🤷‍♂️

is anyone here willing to shill for Florida?

if so, a couple of follow up questions:

1. How active is Florida Man nowadays?
2. Do I BECOME Florida Man immediately upon relocating down that-away, or is the transition more insidious?
3. How much methamphetamine is on the average Florida-style pizza?