Steven Heywood on Nostr: The cat: I say, are you dead? Me: No, I am being asleep. Cat: I need my breakfast. ...

The cat: I say, are you dead?
Me: No, I am being asleep.
Cat: I need my breakfast.
Me: Last time I looked, two hours ago, there was a bowl of tuna that I put out at midnight left untouched.
Cat:
Me:
Cat: If you were dead I'd have to eat you.
Me: You'd have to eat that bowl of tuna first.

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