ScottOBrien on Nostr: When I was 16 I stole 2 large orange construction barrels from a road project near my ...
When I was 16 I stole 2 large orange construction barrels from a road project near my house. I hid them in my parents garage. Unfortunately my dickhead neighbor narced me out and because these things are ridiculously expensive, two added up to enough money to be a felony.
I had to do 50 hrs of community service and was assigned to the local police station. I basically had to clean the station and wash and wax the cop cars. This meant that I was left unattended behind the station for a long period of time alone with the cop cars. I found a couple bags of weed wedged in between the seats and of course pocketed them.
I also managed to steal a 30” road flare out of the station up my pant leg and a bunch of blank parking tickets. The rest of the summer I “ticketed” random cars with outrageous fines and obnoxious messages from the ticketing “officer”.
I had to do 50 hrs of community service and was assigned to the local police station. I basically had to clean the station and wash and wax the cop cars. This meant that I was left unattended behind the station for a long period of time alone with the cop cars. I found a couple bags of weed wedged in between the seats and of course pocketed them.
I also managed to steal a 30” road flare out of the station up my pant leg and a bunch of blank parking tickets. The rest of the summer I “ticketed” random cars with outrageous fines and obnoxious messages from the ticketing “officer”.