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nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face: (nprofile…dxfh) Goalkeeper (nprofile…g20v) here ill fix this for u
There i was chopping my balls off eith a hammer when i looked to my dog and said,"hey, im a trangender now"
My dog INSTANTLY went full agro and began thrashing me violently. "Please stop im high on bath tub tranny juice" and she said "bow wow wow grrrrr chomp chomp" and i screetched "omg my bones MY BONES ARE SHOWING AND ON FIRE PLEASE STOP IM A VULNERABLE MINORITY"
She kept thrashing, soaked to the brim in blood and lapping up my veins and conective tissues. I called my 3 dads and told them on a group call, "hey guys listen im a trangender now and this dogs killing me" to which they all responded, "sucks to be u faggot try being a man next time ywndaw and now you no longer our son"
There i was chopping my balls off eith a hammer when i looked to my dog and said,"hey, im a trangender now"
My dog INSTANTLY went full agro and began thrashing me violently. "Please stop im high on bath tub tranny juice" and she said "bow wow wow grrrrr chomp chomp" and i screetched "omg my bones MY BONES ARE SHOWING AND ON FIRE PLEASE STOP IM A VULNERABLE MINORITY"
She kept thrashing, soaked to the brim in blood and lapping up my veins and conective tissues. I called my 3 dads and told them on a group call, "hey guys listen im a trangender now and this dogs killing me" to which they all responded, "sucks to be u faggot try being a man next time ywndaw and now you no longer our son"