Commodore of Mastodon on Nostr: I look forward to the future when the USA launches nukes because the AI system ...
I look forward to the future when the USA launches nukes because the AI system imagined the USSR had launched (doesn't matter they don't exist) but miscalculated the fuel levels (because it can't do simple math) so all of our nukes just fall back on their lunch sites.
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