KeepTakingTheSoma on Nostr: A chap wakes up in hospital and the doctor is by his side. "Please don't panic, "says ...
A chap wakes up in hospital and the doctor is by his side.
"Please don't panic, "says the doctor, "but you're in hospital. You survived a terrible car crash in which your penis was severed.
Just as the chap was starting to get agitated, the doctor continued.
"Technology has advanced greatly in this field. We will be able to graft new tissue and make you a new one with sensation. It will be fine."
By now the chap was perking up and enquired about the cost.
"It's a thousand pounds per inch," replied the doctor. The insurance should cover it, so have a chat with your wife. She's been on the phone to the insurance company and they've given it the OK, up to about eight thousand. Perhaps," he added quietly, you might get something a bit . . . extra than you had before. Let me know what you decide."
And with that, the doctor left the chap to speak with his wife.
A few minutes later as she left the room, the doctor popped back in.
"Did you make a decision?" he asked.
"Yes," replied the chap.
"So, what are you having?"
"A new kitchen."
"Please don't panic, "says the doctor, "but you're in hospital. You survived a terrible car crash in which your penis was severed.
Just as the chap was starting to get agitated, the doctor continued.
"Technology has advanced greatly in this field. We will be able to graft new tissue and make you a new one with sensation. It will be fine."
By now the chap was perking up and enquired about the cost.
"It's a thousand pounds per inch," replied the doctor. The insurance should cover it, so have a chat with your wife. She's been on the phone to the insurance company and they've given it the OK, up to about eight thousand. Perhaps," he added quietly, you might get something a bit . . . extra than you had before. Let me know what you decide."
And with that, the doctor left the chap to speak with his wife.
A few minutes later as she left the room, the doctor popped back in.
"Did you make a decision?" he asked.
"Yes," replied the chap.
"So, what are you having?"
"A new kitchen."