Blake Reid (Bleak/Dire)🥫🏁 on Nostr: *camera zooms in on Mikey Day, brandishing a large kitchen knife over a small binder ...

*camera zooms in on Mikey Day, brandishing a large kitchen knife over a small binder labeled “#Twitter Business Plan, AY 2023*

Mikey: “And now it is time to answer the question we’ve all been wondering: IS IT CAKE?”

*Mikey cuts in and the audience screams in terror as worms and spiders and eldritch horrors spill out of a mess of sickly black frosting and sponge*