Red on Nostr: some dude will be all like, "Jesus, how do I get rid of these dern fruit flies?" and ...

some dude will be all like, "Jesus, how do I get rid of these dern fruit flies?" and I'll electric slide out of the shadows in a trenchcoat and be like, "I could tell you that. or I could tell you how to harness the power of their seemingly-mindless libido, addiction to alcohols, and relative tininess to humans and channel it all into the cultivation of a self-sustaining, autonomous, and ecologically symbiotic culture of genetically-engineered worker-bee-like cyborgs that make biofuel honey..."