Legit_Spaghetti on Nostr: BOSS: "We did an audit of everyone's classification and noticed that you're in ...
BOSS: "We did an audit of everyone's classification and noticed that you're in 'development,' but you're not a developer anymore so we changed you to 'publishing.'"
ME: "Ah well."
BOSS: "That means your profit sharing payouts will be lower."
ME: "The payouts that haven't been getting funded anyway?"
BOSS: "The very ones, yes. To compensate for the lower payouts, we're giving you a flat 8% raise."
ME: "Uhm, thanks?"
BOSS: "Also we backdated it so here's $4k we owed you."
ME: 😳😳😳
ME: "Ah well."
BOSS: "That means your profit sharing payouts will be lower."
ME: "The payouts that haven't been getting funded anyway?"
BOSS: "The very ones, yes. To compensate for the lower payouts, we're giving you a flat 8% raise."
ME: "Uhm, thanks?"
BOSS: "Also we backdated it so here's $4k we owed you."
ME: 😳😳😳