๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ถ on Nostr: TRUMP: we're gonna get rid of H1B visas and shut down immigration completely m'kay ...
TRUMP: we're gonna get rid of H1B visas and shut down immigration completely m'kay
MAGA: yay! fuck immigrants!
ELON: the fuck he just say? bitch you can't do that to me! underpaid immigrant labor is, like, my entire business model!
TRUMP: pssst girl just go along with it, you know you're still my boo. aaaand send.
MAGA: did he just say that out loud?
ELON: bitch I know you didn't just do that. I'm gonna fuckin shank you.
TRUMP: girl chill! it's just the two of us in here, you don't have to pretend
ELON: you literally "Truthed" it publicly to all your stupid ass followers on your little social media platform.
TRUMP: oops
MAGA: did that guy just call us stupid?
TRUMP: ...heyyyyy who you calling "little"?
ELON: remember who bought you, little man. i made you. i can fuckin unmake you.
MAGA: hey this guy is kind of a piece of shit. HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT IMMIGRANT WHO THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN US
ELON WEARING FAKE MUSTACHE: uhhh no he's not. he's a genius you guys. you just don't get him.
MAGA: *rips off the mustache*
ELON: aw fuck how did you know?
TRUMP: they can always spot an immigrant, boo. speaking of, how bout you come over to my place around 6 and meet my wife. i'm making hamburders with extra ketchup and when I say "making" i meanโ
ELON: for the last time I'm not coming to your shitty Florida hotel! look, just don't kill the H1B thing ok?
TRUMP: ohhhh i don't know... it's kind of the only thing I want to do now. fucking over immigrants is hilarious.
MAGA: yeah, fuck immigrants!
TRUMP: boo, why can't you just hire Americans?
ELON: bitch cuz Americans are too fucking stupid. I need, like, the top 1% talent at my super special company, ok?
LAURA LOOMER: hey cyberdookie, isn't this the list of your employee salaries? why are you paying them so shitty if they're so good?
ELON WEARING A DIFFERENT FAKE MUSTACHE: stop it you guys, Elon's a genius and smart and sexy too.
LAURA LOOMER: girl you're not fooling anyone.
MAGA: kill the immigrant!
LAURA LOOMER: kill the immigrant!
TRUMP: kill the immigrant!
TRUMP: pssst me again. wanna hold hands under the table at maralago?
ELON: you said that out loud again moron.
TRUMP: fuuuuuuuuuck
MAGA: yay! fuck immigrants!
ELON: the fuck he just say? bitch you can't do that to me! underpaid immigrant labor is, like, my entire business model!
TRUMP: pssst girl just go along with it, you know you're still my boo. aaaand send.
MAGA: did he just say that out loud?
ELON: bitch I know you didn't just do that. I'm gonna fuckin shank you.
TRUMP: girl chill! it's just the two of us in here, you don't have to pretend
ELON: you literally "Truthed" it publicly to all your stupid ass followers on your little social media platform.
TRUMP: oops
MAGA: did that guy just call us stupid?
TRUMP: ...heyyyyy who you calling "little"?
ELON: remember who bought you, little man. i made you. i can fuckin unmake you.
MAGA: hey this guy is kind of a piece of shit. HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT IMMIGRANT WHO THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN US
ELON WEARING FAKE MUSTACHE: uhhh no he's not. he's a genius you guys. you just don't get him.
MAGA: *rips off the mustache*
ELON: aw fuck how did you know?
TRUMP: they can always spot an immigrant, boo. speaking of, how bout you come over to my place around 6 and meet my wife. i'm making hamburders with extra ketchup and when I say "making" i meanโ
ELON: for the last time I'm not coming to your shitty Florida hotel! look, just don't kill the H1B thing ok?
TRUMP: ohhhh i don't know... it's kind of the only thing I want to do now. fucking over immigrants is hilarious.
MAGA: yeah, fuck immigrants!
TRUMP: boo, why can't you just hire Americans?
ELON: bitch cuz Americans are too fucking stupid. I need, like, the top 1% talent at my super special company, ok?
LAURA LOOMER: hey cyberdookie, isn't this the list of your employee salaries? why are you paying them so shitty if they're so good?
ELON WEARING A DIFFERENT FAKE MUSTACHE: stop it you guys, Elon's a genius and smart and sexy too.
LAURA LOOMER: girl you're not fooling anyone.
MAGA: kill the immigrant!
LAURA LOOMER: kill the immigrant!
TRUMP: kill the immigrant!
TRUMP: pssst me again. wanna hold hands under the table at maralago?
ELON: you said that out loud again moron.
TRUMP: fuuuuuuuuuck