Demonic Niggerman on Nostr: ... shit like two of my 4 speeding tickets were female cops. I managed to play the ...
... shit like two of my 4 speeding tickets were female cops.
I managed to play the dumb country boy card on the second cause she smelt where I sprayed air-freshener to cover up the smell of weed.
> What's that smell?
> I don't know mam...
> You don't smell that?
> No? This is just how my car smells.
*all said with a bit of a drawl and acting all "gee golly gosh willikers wally"*
> Writes ticket, hands ticket to me and wishes me a good night.
I managed to play the dumb country boy card on the second cause she smelt where I sprayed air-freshener to cover up the smell of weed.
> What's that smell?
> I don't know mam...
> You don't smell that?
> No? This is just how my car smells.
*all said with a bit of a drawl and acting all "gee golly gosh willikers wally"*
> Writes ticket, hands ticket to me and wishes me a good night.