Jerry Bell :verified_paw: :donor: on Nostr: Do you have a big monitor and often lose your mouse pointer on the screen? Are you in ...
Do you have a big monitor and often lose your mouse pointer on the screen?
Are you in denial about being old enough to turn on mouse trails?
Well, I have the solution for you!
A desk kitten!
Desk kittens can locate your lost mouse pointer in approximately 3 nanoseconds and feature a clear and reliable indicator that ensures you know EXACTLY where your mouse pointer is.
Get your desk kitten today!
Act now and we’ll throw in the relaxing “purr” mode upgrade, guaranteed to relieve stress while responding to people who are wrong on the internet.
Published at
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