Woolfhound on Nostr: According to the GPS tracker on Loki’s collar he is the 16,132nd best Labrador ...
According to the GPS tracker on Loki’s collar he is the 16,132nd best Labrador retriever among the dogs they track. This is stupid because first, he is #1, duh, and second, because what is this stupid shit? We got it so we could find him if he’s lost. Why can’t anything just do the thing it’s supposed to do anymore?
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