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If I was a parsnip I would be so pissed off about the success of carrots. I'd be like, "Anyone can be bright orange, That doesn't take any intelligence. But of course if you lack substance, you have to resort to cheap gimmicks." And the potatoes would be nodding, but inwardly they'd be rolling their eyes, like, "Jesus Christ, parsnip, work on yourself"
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