Natasha Jay :mastodon: 🇪🇺 on Nostr: BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024: *Selected highlights, manifesto of the day*<li><p>All water ...

BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024: *Selected highlights, manifesto of the day*<li><p>All water bosses to take a dip in British rivers, to see how they like it</p></li><li><p>National Service to be introduced for all former prime ministers</p></li><li><p>Wifi on trains that works</p></li><li><p>Trains that work</p></li><li><p>The reintroduction of ceefax</p></li><li><p>European countries to be invited to join the UK, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will</p></li><li><p>Wallace and Gromit to be knighted, for services to Wensleydale 🧀</p></li><li><p>I pledge to build at least one affordable house</p></li><li><p>Croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p</p></li><li><p>Loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres</p></li><li><p>Pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side</p></li><li><p>Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years</p></li><li><p>Shops that play Christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries</p></li><li><p>Count binface to represent the UK at Eurovision</p></li>

Link to full manifesto:
https://www.countbinface.com/manifesto

#UK #UKPol #UKPolitics #CountBinFace