GorfTex on Nostr: spending my Christmas Eve standing guard in front of my 7-ft tall wife's bedroom door ...
spending my Christmas Eve standing guard in front of my 7-ft tall wife's bedroom door in full tactical gear, ar-15, and night vision goggles to prevent myself from getting cucked by santa’s little helpers, utterly oblivious to the stream of elves climbing in thru the window to f*ck her
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