Stupid Fucking Retard on Nostr: When I was five years old my father sucked my grandfather's dick and spit the ...
When I was five years old my father sucked my grandfather's dick and spit the ejaculate into a jar and put a bay leaf in it and said "This is a mint julip." He gave it to the governor of Louisiana and the governor ordered six million mint julips. My father sucked my grandfather's dick one million times a year for six years. If you claim this never happened you will be executed.
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