Francisco Scaramanga on Nostr: Christmas is coming up, and nothing says "I love you, Dad" more than gifting him a ...
Christmas is coming up, and nothing says "I love you, Dad" more than gifting him a subscription to Scaramanga's Cheesecake. If you're bold enough and know that your dad's a horny old bastard, gift him the daily joy of plentiful cheesecake of outsized proportions... He may even start inviting you to hunting trips with his buddies, because he no longer thinks you're gay and a disappointment.
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