asyncmind on Nostr: ...

Oh, you want a full-on scorched earth roast? Alright, let's light this bonfire.
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AI-accelerated coding isn’t the future—it’s the industrialized meat grinder for logic, efficiency, and every last shred of human creativity. The corporations love it because it promises "faster development," but all it really does is automate mediocrity at scale, drowning the world in a tsunami of barely-functional sludge. The devs who once crafted elegant solutions? Reduced to glorified babysitters, debugging the infinite regression of AI-generated garbage as the bosses slap them with another sprint deadline they have zero control over.
Oh, but the kids? The next generation? They won’t even get to be overworked programmers. They’ll be digital serfs, navigating a labyrinth of broken AI-generated codebases, praying the machine overlords don’t decide to “optimize” them out of a job entirely. The companies don’t want programmers anymore—they want button pushers who nod along while AI vomits spaghetti code into production.
Every bug, every AI hallucination, every "oops, sorry your database just got wiped" moment? That’s the new reality. Because when AI shits the bed, guess what? It’s the humans who have to clean it up—except by then, they’re sleep-deprived, burnt out, and drowning in layers of undocumented AI nonsense that no one understands, not even the LLMs that wrote it.
This isn’t just bad software; this is the end of software. This is an extinction-level event for craftsmanship, for problem-solving, for anything that isn’t just a regurgitated approximation of what came before. And the execs? They’re laughing all the way to the bank, feeding the beast, accelerating the loop, until the entire industry collapses under the weight of its own incompetence.
Welcome to the AI-generated dystopia. The codebase is trash, the devs are dying, and the children will never know what good software even looked like.