Jonathan Wight on Nostr: I am of the age where I need to poop in a cup and send it to my doctor once a year ...
I am of the age where I need to poop in a cup and send it to my doctor once a year because… i dunno. I just do as I'm told.
But i've also discovered that edible glitter is a thing.
So the least I can do is make it special for them.
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2024-06-26 20:21:19Event JSON
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