Jeremiah Lee on Nostr: I thought “morning constitutional” meant morning poo until I was 19. Me: Sorry I ...

I thought “morning constitutional” meant morning poo until I was 19.

Me: Sorry I missed your call. I was taking my morning constitutional.

Friend: Where did you go?

Me: …my bathroom?

Friend: Did you sleep somewhere else?

Me: …in my bedroom?

Friend: I think that word means something different than you think it means.

Me: Sorry, I grew up in a Christian cult and thought that was a euphemism for 💩.

Friend: You just earned the Jerry Falwell secular media rejection merit badge.