J ⚡️ on Nostr: After a lengthy discussion with the lady of the house regarding our plans for ...
After a lengthy discussion with the lady of the house regarding our plans for rebuilding post storm damage, a dual portcullis/hot oil trap will, sadly, not be included.
Not enough people are talking about the benefits of a solid dual portcullis/hot oil set up in your home.
Put a decoy wallet just past the first portcullis then BAM, drop both to trap the invader then pour the oil at your leisure.
Pro tip: use seed oils to make the invader extremely unhealthy prior to their demise.
Published at
2024-10-22 15:23:51Event JSON
{
"id": "daabe4816c862fb3a4bdce43a1668118dea6976f6ca99245998dc59ec5ca4be0",
"pubkey": "c95c4129ffeb982ca9369c4977a407df0c568c63067a39d6acae6153a81bd316",
"created_at": 1729610631,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"p",
"c48e29f04b482cc01ca1f9ef8c86ef8318c059e0e9353235162f080f26e14c11"
],
[
"p",
"c48e29f04b482cc01ca1f9ef8c86ef8318c059e0e9353235162f080f26e14c11"
]
],
"content": "After a lengthy discussion with the lady of the house regarding our plans for rebuilding post storm damage, a dual portcullis/hot oil trap will, sadly, not be included. nostr:note17acy48cq0zumm43qskfc6se6kr22vt5qkz476a6vjsw2w6rqz9js3p83a5",
"sig": "8b146bbeb75db946a610a22615babb8ca5e39cb92f2d1d20f7f137688d8ceb92dc8ba07cb95decf535d36eff5f7871042ce5bb52483c4328bcd2da651f2b8f53"
}
