The Beast Pope :popephil: on Nostr: Wife: you know 2 bushes are dying. Me: yes, I noticed that Wife: well aren't you ...

Wife: you know 2 bushes are dying.
Me: yes, I noticed that
Wife: well aren't you gonna do anything about it?
Me: I'll pour some holy water on them this weekend.
Wife: when that doesn't work then what?
Me: when they are finally dead, I'll pull them out and during that process, I'm sure I'll say a few choice words over them, then I'll plant something else.
Wife: can't you save them?
Me: you are confusing me with Mr. Green Thumb. May give him a call.