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Have I ever told you the time that I made my wife a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but I thought she said "belly" so I put some jelly in my belly button and smeared it on the bread like some moron who was rubbing his tummy and patting his head at the same time.
Anyway all was well until she got a belly hair in her teeth.
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