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A man goes to the doctor, complaining of stomach pains. He confesses that he accidentally swallowed a 20-sided die.
The doctor says: "Don't worry, I've seen this before. Most cases turn out fine."
The patient is shocked. "Only most cases?"
"Well, there's a 1 in 20 chance that it's critical."
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