ADHDean on Nostr: ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all my accounts Were heavily burdened and ...

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all my accounts
Were heavily burdened and checks may have bounced

The kids didn’t know and the wife didn’t care
That I made this month’s mortgage by barely a hair

The game consoles, headphones, and spa days and rings
Will probably all be forgotten by spring

So if anyone bitches about presents this year
I swear I’ll exchange them for good weed & beer