Jason Bennett-Brown on Nostr: The sheer number of people who cannot reason their way through a simple visit to the ...
The sheer number of people who cannot reason their way through a simple visit to the supermarket amazes me every time.
- Cannot plan getting into a parking space, cannot figure out one-way systems, don't leave room for the car in front, need to take three attempts at a simple space entry
- Stand still in groups blocking the entire travelator - a device, I'll remind everyone, is meant to move people QUICKER. Want to stand still? Use the fucking lift, it's RIGHT THERE. People should walk on travelators, OR STAY TO ONE SIDE. I'VE LIVED IN LONDON YOU FUCKS I KNOW THE RULES
- Stopping dead on exiting the travelator or escalator, unable to decide on a direction in which to move, and causing potential pile-ups because the movement of people behind you WILL NOT STOP YOU UTTER MORONS
- Stopping dead on entering the supermarket, likewise
- unable to decide on a product to find, blocking the entire aisle by placing trolleys sideways or in bottlenecks
- changing their minds on what they're buying, scattering unrelated products all over the place like insane truffle hogs who found a gram of coke before hitting the woods
- Sudden direction changes or dead stops from a previous purposeful walk, pile-up ensues
- finding broken eggs in a carton, PUTTING IT BACK ON THE SHELF WITH THE LID CLOSED
- leaving empty coffee cups on the shelf
- can't queue
- can't operate a self checkout
- does not know where their payment card is, faffing about for minutes trying to find it when YOU KNEW YOU'D NEED IT YOU DUMB FUCKS
- more travelator hell, this time with people juggling badly packed bags and fractious children who didn't want to come to the supermarket anyway it's BORING DAD I'M BORED
- more car park hell
Fuck all this shit. I only had to go because Ashley finished off all the eggs at 4am.
- Cannot plan getting into a parking space, cannot figure out one-way systems, don't leave room for the car in front, need to take three attempts at a simple space entry
- Stand still in groups blocking the entire travelator - a device, I'll remind everyone, is meant to move people QUICKER. Want to stand still? Use the fucking lift, it's RIGHT THERE. People should walk on travelators, OR STAY TO ONE SIDE. I'VE LIVED IN LONDON YOU FUCKS I KNOW THE RULES
- Stopping dead on exiting the travelator or escalator, unable to decide on a direction in which to move, and causing potential pile-ups because the movement of people behind you WILL NOT STOP YOU UTTER MORONS
- Stopping dead on entering the supermarket, likewise
- unable to decide on a product to find, blocking the entire aisle by placing trolleys sideways or in bottlenecks
- changing their minds on what they're buying, scattering unrelated products all over the place like insane truffle hogs who found a gram of coke before hitting the woods
- Sudden direction changes or dead stops from a previous purposeful walk, pile-up ensues
- finding broken eggs in a carton, PUTTING IT BACK ON THE SHELF WITH THE LID CLOSED
- leaving empty coffee cups on the shelf
- can't queue
- can't operate a self checkout
- does not know where their payment card is, faffing about for minutes trying to find it when YOU KNEW YOU'D NEED IT YOU DUMB FUCKS
- more travelator hell, this time with people juggling badly packed bags and fractious children who didn't want to come to the supermarket anyway it's BORING DAD I'M BORED
- more car park hell
Fuck all this shit. I only had to go because Ashley finished off all the eggs at 4am.