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theunaustralian.net/2024/10/02…Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, fresh off verbally abusing an ABC reporter after they dared ask him a question, has demanded that all ABC staff hand over their lunch money to their peers (sic) at Sky News Australia.”These ABC journalists have gone too far,” ranted the Opposition leader. ”How dare they question me, how dare they.”

”Ray Hadley doesn’t question me, Andrew Bolt doesn’t question me, what gives them the right to think they can ask questions of me.”

When asked why he couldn’t just answer a question or do interviews with real journalists as opposed to Coalition sycophants, the Opposition leader said: ”I answer questions all the time, why just the other day Gina asked me where the soap was, and Peta is constantly asking me why I don’t wear a blue tie.”

”These ABC journalists will be put in line when I become PM, wait and see how they go when my dear pal Kerry Stokes is put in charge.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I just got a text from Gina asking me to jump, I need to see how high she would like me to.”

#satire #AusPol #ABC #bully #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #FsckOffDutton #WhyIsLabor #NoNukes #VoteGreens

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