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Unbeknownst to most literary scholars, there were wordsmiths operating out of Port Arthur, TX back in the days of old. Ahead of their time, their art was considered too raw, too foul for the delicate sensibilities of the day. Little did they know, poet musicians would draw from their work to great success in the 1990s.
A sample of their creativity:
Pussy Thou Hast Beset Me With Dizziness
A Tale of Whorish Woe
By Sir Chad Butler, Sir Bernard Freeman, Sir Christopher Barriere
Verse 1 - Sir Chad Butler:
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
In days of yore, I didst possess a maiden fair
A high school lass, with a penchant for my loins to share
Every day, she wouldst come to my abode, and I wouldst delight
In her company, and the pleasures of the night
Her bosom didst burst forth like a mighty cannon's boom
Her booty, a treasure trove of delights, didst make my heart sing a sweet tune
The pizzy, 'twas so easy to obtain, that my passions didst become quite beset
But I, a wight of sense, didst not succumb to her wiles, nor didst I become quite besotted
For I didst know that she was but a fleeting pleasure, a moment's whim
And thus, I didst not become too enamored of her charms, nor didst I become quite crizzy
But, alack, I didst have another paramour, a maiden fair and bright
A woman of 32 winters, with a heart that didst delight in my company, day and night
She didst work at the post office, and she didst toil for my pleasure, 'twas true
And in return, I didst grant her favors, and didst take her to the park, to play and to enjoy the sun's warm rays
In days of yore, she didst kick me down, when I was but a poor wight
But now, I was a man of means, and I didst take her to the park, to play and to delight
And thus, our love didst flourish, and we didst enjoy each other's company, in the evening's hush
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Verse 2 - Sir Bernard Freeman:
In D-Town, my companion didst attend a show so fine
And after we didst finish, we didst seek out maidens divine
My companions didst depart with their own love so true
And I and Tre didst strive to make merry, with maidens anew
We didst approach a trio, and didst invite them to play
And I didst say, "Let us indulge in pleasures, and make merry today"
She didst reply, "I shall not grant thee access, unless thou dost first pay homage to me"
And I didst say, "What dost thou mean? Can I not take thee, as mine own decree?"
She didst say, "I am a maiden of spirit, and shall not be treated like a beast"
But I didst persuade her to accompany me, to a nearby hotel, to feast
And she didst say, "Thou hast pleased me well, and I shall not forget it"
And we didst resume our pleasures, in the manner of lovers, in love's sweet debt
But alas, one day I didst take her, without first cleansing myself so fine
And she didst return to her duties, with a foul odor, that didst make me decline
And when I didst take her from behind, I was forced to inhale the foul smell so strong
And I didst say to her, "Hold up, I canst not continue, for thy person doth offend me so long"
And I didst advise her to cleanse herself, with soap so pure and bright
And to take care to be clean, lest she didst make me dizzy, with her foul odor in sight
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Verse 3 - Sir Christopher Barriere:
Hear me, fair maiden, with skin so fair
A white wench I seek, with eyes of blue to share
Let her legs unfold, and I shall gently play
Sir Christopher doth delight in this wicked way
Her stench doth rise, a noxious fume doth spread
Yet I shall take her, and plant my seed instead
In and out, I shall move with gentle care
And in her mouth, my passion I shall declare
My member, a serpent, doth entwine and bind
A wicked charm, that doth her senses unwind
I press, I push, with force and might
Her pelvis, I shall break, in the dark of night
A piece of crack, my cock doth seem to be
A wicked spell, that doth her senses see
So bend, fair wench, and touch thy toes to me
That's how I like to take thee, a good-for-nothing spree
And when I'm done, I shall cry out with glee
"Sir Christopher, thank thee!" for the pleasure I see
For real men, such as myself, do know the score
The whores, they love us, and our wicked lore
But still, I give it, to the whores on the street
And every day, I do take at least two to eat
They know, they know, one of them shall kiss my face
For that stench of hers, doth make my senses amaze
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
A sample of their creativity:
Pussy Thou Hast Beset Me With Dizziness
A Tale of Whorish Woe
By Sir Chad Butler, Sir Bernard Freeman, Sir Christopher Barriere
Verse 1 - Sir Chad Butler:
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
In days of yore, I didst possess a maiden fair
A high school lass, with a penchant for my loins to share
Every day, she wouldst come to my abode, and I wouldst delight
In her company, and the pleasures of the night
Her bosom didst burst forth like a mighty cannon's boom
Her booty, a treasure trove of delights, didst make my heart sing a sweet tune
The pizzy, 'twas so easy to obtain, that my passions didst become quite beset
But I, a wight of sense, didst not succumb to her wiles, nor didst I become quite besotted
For I didst know that she was but a fleeting pleasure, a moment's whim
And thus, I didst not become too enamored of her charms, nor didst I become quite crizzy
But, alack, I didst have another paramour, a maiden fair and bright
A woman of 32 winters, with a heart that didst delight in my company, day and night
She didst work at the post office, and she didst toil for my pleasure, 'twas true
And in return, I didst grant her favors, and didst take her to the park, to play and to enjoy the sun's warm rays
In days of yore, she didst kick me down, when I was but a poor wight
But now, I was a man of means, and I didst take her to the park, to play and to delight
And thus, our love didst flourish, and we didst enjoy each other's company, in the evening's hush
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Verse 2 - Sir Bernard Freeman:
In D-Town, my companion didst attend a show so fine
And after we didst finish, we didst seek out maidens divine
My companions didst depart with their own love so true
And I and Tre didst strive to make merry, with maidens anew
We didst approach a trio, and didst invite them to play
And I didst say, "Let us indulge in pleasures, and make merry today"
She didst reply, "I shall not grant thee access, unless thou dost first pay homage to me"
And I didst say, "What dost thou mean? Can I not take thee, as mine own decree?"
She didst say, "I am a maiden of spirit, and shall not be treated like a beast"
But I didst persuade her to accompany me, to a nearby hotel, to feast
And she didst say, "Thou hast pleased me well, and I shall not forget it"
And we didst resume our pleasures, in the manner of lovers, in love's sweet debt
But alas, one day I didst take her, without first cleansing myself so fine
And she didst return to her duties, with a foul odor, that didst make me decline
And when I didst take her from behind, I was forced to inhale the foul smell so strong
And I didst say to her, "Hold up, I canst not continue, for thy person doth offend me so long"
And I didst advise her to cleanse herself, with soap so pure and bright
And to take care to be clean, lest she didst make me dizzy, with her foul odor in sight
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Verse 3 - Sir Christopher Barriere:
Hear me, fair maiden, with skin so fair
A white wench I seek, with eyes of blue to share
Let her legs unfold, and I shall gently play
Sir Christopher doth delight in this wicked way
Her stench doth rise, a noxious fume doth spread
Yet I shall take her, and plant my seed instead
In and out, I shall move with gentle care
And in her mouth, my passion I shall declare
My member, a serpent, doth entwine and bind
A wicked charm, that doth her senses unwind
I press, I push, with force and might
Her pelvis, I shall break, in the dark of night
A piece of crack, my cock doth seem to be
A wicked spell, that doth her senses see
So bend, fair wench, and touch thy toes to me
That's how I like to take thee, a good-for-nothing spree
And when I'm done, I shall cry out with glee
"Sir Christopher, thank thee!" for the pleasure I see
For real men, such as myself, do know the score
The whores, they love us, and our wicked lore
But still, I give it, to the whores on the street
And every day, I do take at least two to eat
They know, they know, one of them shall kiss my face
For that stench of hers, doth make my senses amaze
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness
Pussy, thou hast beset me with dizziness