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the uk government has announced it has fulfilled its commitment of increasing defense spending to 2.5% of GDP by committing to the purchase of a single, £310 billion "defense toilet". the toilet, whose exact size is classified for reasons of national security, will be commissioned over the next five years, and installed at an undisclosed location. "this drastically simplifies our military strategy," the defense secretary said, "and gives the uk a capability even peer adversaries cannot match"
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