Matt Hamilton on Nostr: If I'm found dead before the new year, it was CSB getting revenge for my taking away ...
If I'm found dead before the new year, it was CSB getting revenge for my taking away his precious phantom followers.
He'll be easy to find: he's a fat, short, bald Polish man who speaks broken English, insists on showing you his cartoons, and demands that you follow him online.
He was last seen with an Apple iPhone, Apple earbuds, Apple watch, Apple buttplug, and Apple nipple clamps.
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