chris actually on Nostr: Since embryos are babies now, average birth weights are going to drop significantly, ...
Since embryos are babies now, average birth weights are going to drop significantly, like to .07 oz territory. Also how does breastfeeding work with a .9" long baby? Do they make pre-pre-premie diaper sizes now? If I misplace my embry.... er baby, do i file a missing person's report or turn myself in for neglect/murder? How tf will find a subatomic pacifier?? Can I drive in the carpool lane with my embryo er baby? Will my embryo baby allow me access to baby changing bathrooms? #ivf #alabama
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