Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ on Nostr: Did you ever wave to someone you know in the grocery store then realize it was a ...

Did you ever wave to someone you know in the grocery store then realize it was a total stranger so you have to pretend you waved to someone behind him, and he turns around and sees no one is behind him but you’re already committed so you pretend to talk to an invisible person then security comes out of nowhere and asks you to leave the store because you’re disturbing the other shoppers then you get to your car and realize you forgot to buy eggs which was the whole purpose of going to the store in the first place so you have to go BACK into the store and on the way in you see the real person you thought you saw in the store so you wave to him then realize it the same fucking person you waved to inside the store? Boy is that awkward.