MissConstrue on Nostr: Ya know how your photos app will randomly highlight something from your roll? ...

Ya know how your photos app will randomly highlight something from your roll? Y’all, have I ever introduced y’all to Lloyd? Lloyd is a canyon horse, in that he’s really good at climbing up and down the badlands around Palo Duro (the Texas version of the Grand Canyon)
But Lloyd’s biggest feature is that he’s an unintentional Turbo Pony. You see, Lloyd loves cactus pears, but Lloyd’s tummy does not. So when he eats them, he gets gassy. And he scares himself when he toots. So, you’re riding along, then toot…..zooom! And you never know when zoomies will happen. It makes for an interesting day.