wrasslin' with the angel on Nostr: nurses are always telling me "you shouldn't jump off buildings", "you should have ...
nurses are always telling me "you shouldn't jump off buildings", "you should have brought this burn to us earlier", "there are no dental dams in the forbidden zone", "stop being bitten by (demi)goddesses", to the point where honestly i'm just embarrassed to go to the hospital
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