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A cynophobic postman is found garrotted on an ancient pagan altar. Suspicion falls on Weedon’s neo-Communists obsessed with saving newts, worried that someone who doesn’t yet know they’re actually the killer’s daughter might threaten Brexit negotiations concerning the memory of Len Goodman.
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