Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) on Nostr: I was too smart as a kid, when I saw a slot machine in pokemon I thought "*if I were ...

I was too smart as a kid, when I saw a slot machine in pokemon I thought "*if I were the adults programming it, there's no way I'd make the slots pay out accurately, I'd get angry parents or governments, so they're probably meant to steal all your money to teach a lesson about gambling*"

Then later everyone basically discovered they pay out better than IRL slots. Maybe they should have given a cooler trophy to play for