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Because she is. Laura Ingraham is known to not have a chair for her desk. Only a toilet. However it’s not connected to any plumbing so at the end of her show the assistant producers all have to ladle out Laura Ingraham’s sloppy soft serve into the septic tank near the fox news parking lot. It is then used as fertilizer in a nearby field. It is said Laura Ingraham’s dookie is world renowned as the best fertilizer. Apparently it’s because all she does is eat shit all day. So her actual hershey squirts are very refined.
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