allrite on Nostr: "You saw what he did. He ate my planet!" "It wasn't a very nice planet." "Yes, well ...

"You saw what he did. He ate my planet!"

"It wasn't a very nice planet."

"Yes, well it was mine."

The space goat munched contentedly on the solar system, it's guts churning out a stream of heavy elements behind it while the two gods bickered.

"You wouldn't need these beasts if you used supernovas."

"I don't like explosions," said the other, "The Big Bang gave me a frightful case of the willies."

The goat ate a gas giant and belched out a nebula.

"Pretty!"

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