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2024-06-22 14:52:19
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nugger on Nostr: 3. YEAH THERE'S BLACKROCK CLAN DUDES OUT IN ALTERAC. THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING DEMON ...

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YEAH THERE'S BLACKROCK CLAN DUDES OUT IN ALTERAC. THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING DEMON GATE THEY USE TO FACETIME ARCHIMONDE, REMEMBER?
BUT FROSTWOLVES ARE ALSO OUT THERE
SENT THERE FOR COWARDICE OF JUST WANTING TO SETTLE IN PLACE INSTEAD OF GOING FOR TOTAL HUMAN DEATH.

THRALL SAYS HE'S AN ENVOY FROM WARCHIEF GROM HELLSCREAM WHO'S UNITING THE HORDE TO DO THE BOOGIE ALL OVER AGAIN.

A BUNCH OF QUESTS TO PROVE HIMSELF, TO BE ADMITTED TO SEE THE CHIEFTAIN.

RAIDERS WITH ENSNARE PROVIDE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A HUNTING QUEST TO TEACH PLAYER HOW TO DO UNIT SURROUNDS OUT OF CC, A VERY USEFUL WARCRAFT 3 SKILL.

FROSTWOLVES HAVE SHAMMIES.
ANOTHER RPG QUEST BUT THEY TEACH THRALL SOME SHAMMIE FOUNDATIONS. SHAMANISM 101. SHAMMIES HAVE BLOODLUST. THAT'S HOW FROSTWOLVES HAD BEEN BEATING DEMON BLOOD WITHDRAWAL AFTER THE DARK PORTAL GOT NUKED. SAY IT INVOKES FIRE IN THE BLOOD, AND THAT DEMON BLOOD IS JUST AN ARTIFICIAL SUPER CONCENTRATED VERSION OF THIS ORGANIC FREERANGE BLOODLUST. THRALL SAYS IT FEELS LIKE HE'S DRUNK, MAKES HIM DUMB AND VIOLENT BUT MORE ENERGETIC. DOESN'T LIKE IT.


CUTSCENE -- DREK THAR TALKS TO THRALL.

TELLS HIM ABOUT HOW DUROTAN GOT WAXED, AND ABOUT HIS MISSING SON.
THRALL GOES "WOWEE COULD I SECRETLY HAVE BEEN THIS MYSTERIOUS SON?"
DREK THAR SAYS "I DON'T KNOW NIGGER, I WASN'T THERE.

BESIDES, A CHIEFTAINS SON MUST ACT AS A CHIEFTAIN. HUMANS HAVE THE WHOLE HEREDITARY MONARCHY THING, BUT EVEN THEN -- LOOK AT THE KINGS SON. HIS FATHER WON'T TRUST HIM WITH COMMAND OF FIFTY SOLDIERS, NO WONDER NOBODY RESPECTS HIS COMMAND.

FAT LOAD OF GOOD WOULD HE BE, IF DUROTANS SON GREW UP TO BE A DRUNKARD IN THE INTERNMENT CAMPS.

ALL I KNOW IS BLACKMOORES GOT A PET ORC HE USES FOR FED OPS AND YOU SURE ARE ERUDITE FOR A MOUNTAIN GUERILLA FIGHTER"

THRALL GOES "YEAH HAHA, BLACKMOORE RAISED ME AND TAUGHT ME ALL SORTS OF WARCRAFT AND TACTICS AND SUCH HAHA. SO SINCE YOU KNOW IM A SPY I GUESS YOU TOOK ME UP THE MOUNTAIN TO KILL ME AFTER I DID A BUNCH OF WORK AROUND TOWN?"

DREK THAR "I'VE STRONGLY CONSIDERED IT. BUT IF YOU DID HAPPEN TO BE THE CHIEFTAINS SON, PUTTING YOU DOWN LIKE AN ANIMAL WOULD BE AGAINST OUR CULTURE.

AND IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU TO HAVE COME ALONE. WEVE SEEN YOU WADDLING IN FROM THE MOUNTAINSIDE, WAY BEFORE YOU SAW US. AND YOU KNOW OF HELLSCREAM. WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE?"

THRALL THEN SAYS "BLACKMOORE WANTS TO BUILD AN ARMY OF ORCS TO INTIMIDATE HIS NEIGHBORS INTO A PROTECTION RACKET"

DREK THAR "WELL THAT'S FUCKIN DUMB, WHAT'S STOPPING YOU FROM TAKING YOUR NEW ARMY AND RUNNING YOUR OWN PROTECTION RACKET"

THRALL "CAN YOU READ PEOPLES THOUGHTS?"

DREK THAR "I'M OLD, AND I MUST BE A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER TO GUIDE THE TRIBES. NOW, ARE YOU THE TYPE THAT WOULD FIGHT TO THE LAST DROP OF BLOOD? WHAT IS YOUR VISION?"

THRALL "I MUST DISAPPOINT YOU. I DON'T SEE THE VALUE IN BASHING OUR HEADS AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE ALLIANCE WHO HAD DEFEATED US AT THE PEAK OF OUR POWER, NOW THAT WE ARE SO FEW AND SO WEARY. I WOULD RATHER GATHER UP THE CLANS AND EVADE HUMANKIND, PUSH OUT TO SOME LAND FAR FROM THEIR REACH, THAT WE MAY BE A PEOPLE WITH AN ARMY, AND NOT JUST A DEFEATED ARMY.

BUT HAVING SPOKEN TO THE VETERANS IN THE INTERNMENT CAMP, I KNOW NOW THAT WHAT MY VISION IS, IS COWARDICE."

DREK THAR "WELL SAID. THEN I WILL FOLLOW YOU, SON OF DUROTAN, AND THE FROSTWOLVES SHALL FOLLOW MY WORD WHEN I NAME YOU SUCH"
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