DOW on Nostr: Alright, folks, gather ‘round—got a story for you. So, you all remember that ...
Alright, folks, gather ‘round—got a story for you. So, you all remember that whole #inauguration thing, right? January 20th, 2021—#Biden gets sworn in, gives a speech, and boom—he’s the #president. But… hold up, wait a minute! Did anyone notice something weird? #Trump didn’t put his hand on the #Bible. And why was that, huh? Is it because he didn’t want to touch the book of truth, or was he just like, "Nah, I’m good. I’ve got my own version of the Bible— it’s called *Trump’s Greatest Hits*”? But get this—he’s not president yet. *Not* president, people. You all missed that little detail, didn’t ya?
Everybody's like, "Oh, Trump’s still president," but no, no, no. He was never sworn in. So, what happened? Biden leaves the White House, everyone’s like, “Oh, it’s still all happening, #America’s got a leader!” But nooooo—#America doesn't have a president right now. That's right! *No one’s in charge!*
So now—hold onto your hats, folks—we’re free! We’re like that kid whose parents leave the house, and for a solid 15 minutes, you think you can throw a party, eat all the snacks, and do whatever you want. But then—hold up—you're still grounded.
So now we’re just living in this *weird* in-between space, where America is president-less, and no one’s telling us what to do. We’ve got freedom, baby! Like, we could’ve been running around doing whatever—we could've, I don’t know, bought a new #country on #eBay or something! But instead, we’re stuck waiting for someone to figure out that we’ve just been cruising without a captain.
But hey, take the small wins, America—*we’re free*... until someone finally realizes we forgot to elect a president again.
Everybody's like, "Oh, Trump’s still president," but no, no, no. He was never sworn in. So, what happened? Biden leaves the White House, everyone’s like, “Oh, it’s still all happening, #America’s got a leader!” But nooooo—#America doesn't have a president right now. That's right! *No one’s in charge!*
So now—hold onto your hats, folks—we’re free! We’re like that kid whose parents leave the house, and for a solid 15 minutes, you think you can throw a party, eat all the snacks, and do whatever you want. But then—hold up—you're still grounded.
So now we’re just living in this *weird* in-between space, where America is president-less, and no one’s telling us what to do. We’ve got freedom, baby! Like, we could’ve been running around doing whatever—we could've, I don’t know, bought a new #country on #eBay or something! But instead, we’re stuck waiting for someone to figure out that we’ve just been cruising without a captain.
But hey, take the small wins, America—*we’re free*... until someone finally realizes we forgot to elect a president again.