esmailelbob on Nostr: A young man is sitting at a bar. The bartender drops a beer in front of him, and ...

A young man is sitting at a bar. The bartender drops a beer in front of him, and gestures to an older lady sitting at the other end of the bar and says "this is complements of her." He's thinking to himself that she's waaay too old, but he can tell that in her younger years she must have been a very attractive lady. He thinks to himself that there is a decent chance she's got an attractive daughter, so maybe there can be something in this that can benefit him.So he winks at her and motions for her to come over. They start talking it up, drinking more and more along the way. He's pretty sloshed when she leans over and asks "I want to know, have you ever had a mother and daughter threesome?"He's thinking that he knew, it, she has a daughter and further, looking at the older woman, the daughter has to be good looking woman. Looking at the lady, he decides that he can indeed do it with her if he also gets to have sex with the hot daughter. So he agrees and says "Let's get an uber back to your place."They take off from the bar, and start making out in the back. The driver keeps scolding them but he's so excited he can't control himself. They get out and go up to her apartment. The woman turns the key and throws the door open, announcing out loud "Wake up ma, I have someone for you to meet."