Rev. Big John :vepi: on Nostr: Did they do 2-for-1 memberships this year? I was planning to start drunkenly giving ...
Did they do 2-for-1 memberships this year? I was planning to start drunkenly giving Holy Orders and Apostolic Titles to the local waterfowl and houseplants.
Also I need a membership for the Largest Prime Number. Because it can be proven not to exist, and any religion that'd give a membership to something PROVABLY NONEXISTENT means that religion is a PROVABLE FRAUD!
I can finally destroy this fakey religion full of white pimply male nerds ONCE AND FOR ALL!
But hopefully not for full price...
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