Judge Dread on Nostr: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ...
If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to take dumps in the shower and heel it down the drain.
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