Dan Hon on Nostr: I have an old Apple keyboard, so the key to the right of F12 is Eject, and I really ...

I have an old Apple keyboard, so the key to the right of F12 is Eject, and I really think it's time for Eject to be reassigned to something useful in this age of Holy Shit What Did The Internet Metastasize Into.

A non-exclusive list of Stuff The Eject Key Could Do Now:

* close any open social network tabs/windows/applications
* turn off all notifications
* bring up a list of everything I can unsubscribe from
* etc