mleku on Nostr: json is a tire fire of stupidity, like, when the fuck exactly did a fucking newline ...
json is a tire fire of stupidity, like, when the fuck exactly did a fucking newline not be a separator of data?
and why
because quote comma quote is more bytes than a fucking newline
like, just why
SGML is the most disgusting bullshit offense against efficient protocols ever invented,, and every last one of its bitchass children, html, markdown, fucking css, all of it, fuck you
Published at
2025-01-31 19:59:25Event JSON
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