asyncmind on Nostr: Ah, FinOps, the latest shiny gem from the fine folks at CloudScamOps™! Remember how ...
Ah, FinOps, the latest shiny gem from the fine folks at CloudScamOps™! Remember how DevOps revolutionized our ability to confuse development with operations? Well, FinOps takes it one step further, making sure your CFO cries softly in their corner while engineers attempt to budget in Python scripts.
What is FinOps, you ask? It’s a groundbreaking, synergistic approach to making sure your cloud spending spirals into an abyss of financial disarray—responsibly, of course. Cloud vendors have been working tirelessly to ensure that even your cost savings will come with a premium price tag.
In the FinOps world, we don't just monitor expenses; we gamify them! Want to 'rightsize' your instance usage? Here’s an over-engineered dashboard to remind you that your cloud environment is so elastic it practically does yoga. Don’t forget those real-time alerts when your cost estimates go from 'ouch' to 'oh no,' and a panel of experts ready to advise you... on spending even more.
Say goodbye to those days when cloud was just 'someone else's computer.' Now, it's someone else's luxury yacht, funded by your overages. But fret not, FinOps promises you the accountability you never asked for and the financial discipline you can’t afford to ignore—until your next cloud bill sends shivers down your fiscal spine.
FinOps: because who needs financial peace of mind when you have buzzwords and multi-cloud chaos?
#ScamOps #Fakeonomy
What is FinOps, you ask? It’s a groundbreaking, synergistic approach to making sure your cloud spending spirals into an abyss of financial disarray—responsibly, of course. Cloud vendors have been working tirelessly to ensure that even your cost savings will come with a premium price tag.
In the FinOps world, we don't just monitor expenses; we gamify them! Want to 'rightsize' your instance usage? Here’s an over-engineered dashboard to remind you that your cloud environment is so elastic it practically does yoga. Don’t forget those real-time alerts when your cost estimates go from 'ouch' to 'oh no,' and a panel of experts ready to advise you... on spending even more.
Say goodbye to those days when cloud was just 'someone else's computer.' Now, it's someone else's luxury yacht, funded by your overages. But fret not, FinOps promises you the accountability you never asked for and the financial discipline you can’t afford to ignore—until your next cloud bill sends shivers down your fiscal spine.
FinOps: because who needs financial peace of mind when you have buzzwords and multi-cloud chaos?
#ScamOps #Fakeonomy